Privacy Policy

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You're here because someone told you to read privacy policies, or you're avoiding work. Either way, here's the deal.

What we collect

Almost nothing, directly. We don't ask for your name, email, or firstborn. You show up, make a chart, leave. That's it.

What Google collects

We use Google AdSense (ads) and Google Analytics (traffic stats). Google does Google things—cookies, tracking, the usual. We don't control that, and honestly, we don't fully understand it either. No one does.

For the specifics, here's Google being Google: Google Privacy Policy

Cookies

Yes, there are cookies. Not the good kind. They help serve ads and tell us how many people visited. We don't personally bake them or eat them.

Your data rights

If you're in the EU, California, or somewhere else with acronyms (GDPR, CCPA, etc.), you have rights. You can ask Google to forget you, opt out of personalized ads, or simply use incognito mode like everyone else.

Third parties

Just Google. We're not selling your data to anyone. We're too busy making charts.

Changes

If this policy changes, it'll be because a lawyer made us. We'll update the date at the top. You won't notice.

Contact

Questions? Concerns? Existential dread about internet privacy? Get in touch.